the path to world peace

Having some time to ourselves and a little bit of money to blow, Chris and I went to the fancy day spa down the street where we got our very first Thai massages. I must say that it was a very relaxing and calming experience.

My new plan for world peace is simple. Once a week, everyone on earth should get a Thai massage. Then there would be no anger or greed or ethnic cleansing. No more war or police brutality or domestic battering.

Of course, this plan of mine fails to take into account the effect of this arrangement on the people doing the Thai massage. Perhaps they would become quite angry and aggressive and take over the world. Which would, of course, be very easy, because everyone else would be asleep.