terrible horrible no good very bad day

I have insomnia.

My back hurts because our bed sucks big stinky rotten eggs.

Our stove has run out of gas.

Our washer seems to have no access to water, all of a sudden.

Our dryer had “stopped being hot”, according to Shanti.

Our water distiller is not producing potable water.

The ceiling lights in the dining room have burned out.

My bathroom walls are covered in some sort of spontaneous mold.

There is a big hoopla between our neighbors about blah blah blah.

I have now seriously electrocuted myself not once, not twice, but thrice.

The lamps are old and broken.

The phones are old and broken.

But it doesn't matter, because the phone lines are dead today anyway.

Which means that I can't get on-line.

Somebody rings the doorbell every half hour to ask me for money or tell me something that I don't need to know or to ask me a question that I don't know the answer to.

The car has been gone since 8:00am, as it gets new diplomatic registration.

I am stuck at home.

I have books to read, but have not slept with any conviction in over seventy-two (72) hours, and so cannot focus very well.

So I'm making this list instead.

Just for posterity.